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Seorang ibu sedang menonton tv bersama anaknya yg berumur 5 thn.Tiba2 ada adegan Mat salleh sedang bercium.

Anak : Apa mereka buat ibu?

Ibu    : Oh, wanita itu sesak nafas.Jadi lelaki tu tolong la beri bantuan pernafasan

Anak  : kalau mcm tu kesian betul dgn bibik.

Ibu     : Kenapa dgn bibik?

Anak   : Bibik selalu sesak nafas.Tapi nasib baik ayah selau tolong beri pernafasan.

Ibu     : APAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 Waduhh..kan best kalau ado bibik..bibik yg mudo ah..yg dh reput buek po..kekeke..terbaek boss..lawak ni.



-- Edited by rizal_bangi on Monday 7th of January 2013 02:06:02 PM

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Seorang ibu sedang menonton tv bersama anaknya yg berumur 5 thn.Tiba2 ada adegan Mat salleh sedang bercium.

Anak : Apa mereka buat ibu?

Ibu    : Oh, wanita itu sesak nafas.Jadi lelaki tu tolong la beri bantuan pernafasan

Anak  : kalau mcm tu kesian betul dgn bibik.

Ibu     : Kenapa dgn bibik?

Anak   : Bibik selalu sesak nafas.Tapi nasib baik ayah selau tolong beri pernafasan.

Ibu     : APAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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wakakaka....adesss....sakit perut gelak

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adoi,, naye la, kantoi la plok.. blk kang abih le... potong toi le anok beliau. 



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the best la...xde smbngnnye ke....

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Seorang ibu sedang menonton tv bersama anaknya yg berumur 5 thn.Tiba2 ada adegan Mat salleh sedang bercium.

Anak  : Apa mereka buat ibu?

Ibu    : Oh, wanita itu sesak nafas.Jadi lelaki tu tolong la beri bantuan pernafasan

Anak  : kalau mcm tu kesian betul dgn bibik.

Ibu    : Kenapa dgn bibik?

Anak : Bibik selalu sesak nafas.Tapi nasib baik ayah selau tolong beri pernafasan.

Ibu    : APAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anak : Kenapa ibu terkejut!!

Ibu   : Tak sangka ayah ko masih gatal.

Anak : Ayah mmg gatal bu,ayah himpit bibik..kesian bibik bu,kekadang dgr bibik menangis..lepas tu tiba-tiba bibik mengerang.

Ibu    : ABANGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!

Anak  : Ayah baru je keluar dari bilik bibik bu.

Ibu    : Anak pi amik pisau pemotong daging..

 

hehehe..tu sambungan..suko-suko yer..tiada kene mengena yg hidup ataupun yg telah mati.

 



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bab menokok namboh seroh kedie



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kakakakakaaka.....tu dia tkg karut sdh mari....

mmg best...haahahaa....terbaik....

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yatchai wrote:

bab menokok namboh seroh kedie

 rajo S kuat memang pakar dalam mengeksploitasikan cerito yat..mau bikin lg gempak seyyhh katanya....



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zoulkapan wrote:
yatchai wrote:

bab menokok namboh seroh kedie

 rajo S kuat memang pakar dalam mengeksploitasikan cerito yat..mau bikin lg gempak seyyhh katanya....

        hik hik hik........



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Dah ado tukang suruh sambung,den pun karang yolah..kang taip panjang-panjang dah mengarut lak kome kate..hehe..



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eloknye abg sedaro ni keroje di FINAS ni.. tokok2 skit crite d m'sia ni.. keh3... abg sedaro ni macam ajinomoto la.. penamboh perise ahaks..



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patut ditegur ni..............:angry-tappingfoot:



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maap skali lg abg mohd izam bg pihak beliau..



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no................no................biggrin



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yg tkok tmbah 2 sgt mnarik...hahaha...


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Pendek sangat..hihi..dalam cito ni leh ah..skit-skit jadi penambah periso..cito-cito lain xleh buek ah..hehehe.



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yatchai wrote:

eloknye abg sedaro ni keroje di FINAS ni.. tokok2 skit crite d m'sia ni.. keh3... abg sedaro ni macam ajinomoto la.. penamboh perise ahaks..

 Secukup Rasa MAGGI da..xmain Ajinomoto..hahaha..biggrinbiggrin



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rizal_bangi wrote:
yatchai wrote:

eloknye abg sedaro ni keroje di FINAS ni.. tokok2 skit crite d m'sia ni.. keh3... abg sedaro ni macam ajinomoto la.. penamboh perise ahaks..

 Secukup Rasa MAGGI da..xmain Ajinomoto..hahaha..biggrinbiggrin

 nonono Rasa Maggi tak Bleh....nanti Botak kepalo....cari periso lain lak aahh....



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Botak 5 speed wrote:

 nonono Rasa Maggi tak Bleh....nanti Botak kepalo....cari periso lain lak aahh....

 Haha,ni pun dah botak tang belakang kepalo..elok yo bulatan eh..periso lain Knorr,samo yo..botak gak kalau makan..hahaha.



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apela nk di riso sgt botak pale, tu pi bli yunnam heke buh lam masakan.. gerenti rambut lebat.. zaman teknologi bang, kene polow rapat hahaha

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apela nk di riso sgt botak pale, tu pi bli yunnam heke buh lam masakan.. gerenti rambut lebat.. zaman teknologi bang, kene polow rapat hahaha

 Baik den boli Blok RX-K dari trim bg lebatkan rambut..hahahahahaha..



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rizal_bangi wrote:
yatchai wrote:

apela nk di riso sgt botak pale, tu pi bli yunnam heke buh lam masakan.. gerenti rambut lebat.. zaman teknologi bang, kene polow rapat hahaha

 Baik den boli Blok RX-K dari trim bg lebatkan rambut..hahahahahaha..

      moto kena hensem....owner tak hensem takpe....ha ha ha ha caboot.....biggrinbiggrinbiggrin



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Stetmen tu untuk warge yg lutut kurang ayo je yakni org yg udoh berumah tangge dan beristeri sahajo.. Teman idok, org bujang kene le nyemat skit nk menawan cinta pujaan..kih3



-- Edited by yatchai on Tuesday 12th of March 2013 11:24:53 PM

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Botak 5 speed wrote:

      moto kena hensem....owner tak hensem takpe....ha ha ha ha caboot.....biggrinbiggrinbiggrin

 Yo..bokonan gak den dogan statement ko ni botak..bleh



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yatchai wrote:

Stetmen tu untuk warge yg lutut kurang ayo je yakni org yg udoh berumah tangge dan beristeri sahajo.. Teman idok, org bujang kene le nyemat skit nk menawan cinta pujaan..kih3



-- Edited by yatchai on Tuesday 12th of March 2013 11:24:53 PM

 kikikiki...bikin panas ajo yat ni..kikiki



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betoi le ape teman ckp, deme udoh ade bini.. kte tekontang2 lagi ni.. makin lame makin mahai mengalohkan 2dapo.. g jumpe pokmentue kene bwk payslip, harge xleh nego, pahtu tnye plok pakei kte ape, huh naye.. skang xde 15k soh mimpi la nk kawin..

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yatchai wrote:

betoi le ape teman ckp, deme udoh ade bini.. kte tekontang2 lagi ni.. makin lame makin mahai mengalohkan 2dapo.. g jumpe pokmentue kene bwk payslip, harge xleh nego, pahtu tnye plok pakei kte ape, huh naye.. skang xde 15k soh mimpi la nk kawin..

 Juai block NSR ko tu..hahaha..ado ah lobih buek topup duit hantaran..hahaha..1k cukup..siam mali..hahahaha..



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kikiki,,abg sdaro dh bakar balik..kikiki..den tolong golak ajooo

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rizal_bangi wrote:
yatchai wrote:

betoi le ape teman ckp, deme udoh ade bini.. kte tekontang2 lagi ni.. makin lame makin mahai mengalohkan 2dapo.. g jumpe pokmentue kene bwk payslip, harge xleh nego, pahtu tnye plok pakei kte ape, huh naye.. skang xde 15k soh mimpi la nk kawin..

 Juai block NSR ko tu..hahaha..ado ah lobih buek topup duit hantaran..hahaha..1k cukup..siam mali..hahahaha..

     manyak nakal wwooo...ha hahahaha....biggrinbiggrinbiggrin



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Xleh la cmtu.. Jual mto utk kawin, nnt da kawin mau bli blk masalah..huhuhu

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Xleh la cmtu.. Jual mto utk kawin, nnt da kawin mau bli blk masalah..huhuhu

 pelan2 kayuh..yg pergi biarkan dio pergi bersamo tuan baru...hehehe..kityo cari yg lain pulak..rezeki lopeh kahwin mencurah2 jang..x cayo,copek kahwin..hehehebiggrin



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Bli mto leh naik hari2 bang, kawin bkn buleh naik hari2 hahaha

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Bli mto leh naik hari2 bang, kawin bkn buleh naik hari2 hahaha

 

AAMMbooiii....sudah manyak pandai la adik yat nie....



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ari2 naik bikin kodut laaa nnt yat oii..bahaya daaa yat ni..semenjak jerangkung beraksi makin mengganas beliau di cornering

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Ustaz azhar nasihat ke teman.. teman nyampeikan je

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iyee iyee la yat..hihi...mantap yat ni

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Bli mto leh naik hari2 bang, kawin bkn buleh naik hari2 hahaha

 aikk..sapo kato kahwin,xleh naik hari-hari..kuat x kuat yo jang..hahahaha..kecuali datang bendera merah aaa..sangap skit..kakakakaka..



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AAMMbooiii....sudah manyak pandai la adik yat nie....

 banyak membaco buku Kamastura ni abam Botak..hahahaha..



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