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momoi


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From my e-mail send by my friend.........lets read it...very funny..!!

Defense Attorney:
Will you please state your age?

Old Lady:
I am 94 years old.

Defense Attorney:
Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?

Old Lady:
There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening,  

when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.

Defense Attorney:
Did you know him?

Old Lady:
No, but he sure was friendly.

Defense Attorney:
What happened after he sat down?

Old Lady:
He started to rub my thigh.

Defense Attorney:
Did you stop him?

Old Lady:
No, I didn't stop him.

Defense Attorney:
Why not?

Little Old Lady:
It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago.

Defense Attorney:
What happened next?

Old Lady:
He began to rub all over of my body.

Defense Attorney:
Did you stop him then?

Old Lady:
No, I did not stop him.

Defense Attorney:
Why not?

Old Lady:
His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!

Defense Attorney:
What happened next?

Old Lady:
Well, by then, I was feeling so 'spicy' that I just laid down and told him
'Take me, young man. Take me now!'

Defense Attorney:
Did he take you?

Old Lady:
Hell, no! He just yelled, ' April Fool!' And that's when I shot him, the little bastard  


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-- Edited by momoi on Monday 23rd of November 2009 07:20:24 PM

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hahahah..deadly joke!

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kesian kat orang tue 2....
hahahahahah...

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in english pls.......

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TENZ wrote:

hahahah..deadly joke!



that's y i like momoi
she hv some sense of humor.aww

same goes to me
if young pretty babe with g-string
 doing same things to me
and then say... APRIL FOOLaww

 



-- Edited by MamatKapar on Monday 23rd of November 2009 11:17:41 PM

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MamatKapar wrote:

 

TENZ wrote:

hahahah..deadly joke!



that's y i like momoi
she hv some sense of humor.aww

same goes to me
if young pretty babe with g-string
doing same things to me
and then say... APRIL FOOLaww

 



-- Edited by MamatKapar on Monday 23rd of November 2009 11:17:41 PM

 


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