RETRO MALAYSIAN RIDERS

Ah Beng  - NEW STUFF

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Ah Beng bought a new mobile.

He sent a message to everyone from

 his Phone Book & said,

"My MobileNo. Has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610"

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Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in MedicalCollege.

Friend: Really, what is he studying.

Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.

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Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.

DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.

Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.

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Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?

Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?

Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.

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Ah Beng : People consider me as a "GOD"

Wife: How do you know??

Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,

Oh GOD! U have come again.

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Ah Beng complained to the police: "Sir, all items are missing, except the

TV in my house."

Police: "How the thief did not take TV?"

Ah Beng : "I was watching TV news..."

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Ah Beng  comes back 2 his car & find a note saying "Parking Fine"

He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole "Thanks for compliment."

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How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?

He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases

the board.

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Once  Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.

So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast

announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would

be hot.

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Ah Beng  in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and says

"Hello, how did you know I was here?"

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Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?

Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup

Ah Beng  - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?

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Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense

Ah Beng : The future tense is "u will go to jail"

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Ah Beng told his servant: "Go and water the plants!"

Servant: "It's already raining."

Ah Beng : "So what? Take an umbrella and go."

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A man asked Ah Beng  why  Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and

not in the morning  Ah Beng replied  Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM.