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HUMOUR........


A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience.

He Said:
"The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife !"
The audience was in silence and shock.
The speaker added: "And that woman was my mother!"

Laughter and applause.

A week later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke at home.
He was a bit foggy after a drink.
He said loudly to his wife who was preparing dinner,
"The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife !"

The wife went ; "ah!" with shock and rage.
Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke,
the manager finally blurted out "...and I can't remember who she was !"

By the time the manager regained his consciousness,
he was on a hospital bed nursing burns from boiling water

Moral of the story:
Don't copy if you can't paste !

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kahkahkahkahk kan da kene boiling water.

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