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Tenjewberrymuds



TENJEWBERRYMUDS


To get the full effect, this should be
read aloud.


You will understand what 'tenjewberrymuds'

means by the end of the conversation.

 

This has been nominated for the best email of 2007.

The following is a
telephone exchange between a

hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel in Asia ,

which was recorded and published in the Far East

Economic Review:


Room Service (RS): "Morrin.  -
Roonsirbees."




Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I
dialed room-service."




RS: " Rye ..Roon
sirbees..morrin!  Jewish tooddorsunteen??"



G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs."




RS: "Ow July den?"



G: "What??"




RS: "Ow July den?...pryed,
boyud,poochd?"



G : "Oh, the eggs!  How do I like them?  


Sorry,
scrambled please."



RS: "Ow July
deebaykem?  Crease?"


G: "Crisp will be fine."




RS : "Hokay..  An
Sahn toes?"



G: "What?"




RS:"An toes.  July
Sahn toes?"



G: "I don't think so."




RS: "No? Judo wan
sahn toes??"



G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan
sahn toes' means."



RS: "Toes!
toes!....Whyjew donjuan toes?  Ow bowAnglishmoppin webodder?"



G: "English muffin!!  I've got it!  You were saying 'Toast.'  Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine."



RS: "We
bodder?"


G: "No...just put the
bodder on the side."



RS: "Wad! ?"




G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."



RS: "Copy?"
 


G: "Excuse me?"




RS: "Copy...tea...meel?"




G: "Yes. Coffee, please, and that's all."




RS: "One Minnie.  Scramah egg, crease
baykem,Anglishmoppin wbodder on sigh and
copy....rye??"



G: "Whatever you say."



RS: "Tenjewberrymuds."



G : "You're very welcome."




NOW YOU ARE BILINGUAL.  GOOD JOB.
        BEEN THERE, DONE
THAT!

 



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hahahaha...nice one...got my tounge merry go round...

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"Berryclebber" biggrinbiggrin

-- Edited by MK4S on Tuesday 5th of January 2010 10:54:26 AM

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