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Fluctuations
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I was at my bank today; there was a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated . . . She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why i...
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Don't stay late in office.... Interesting Love story.... ;)
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Read it when you have time. Very nice mail for people working late night. Neha opened his mail box and saw a new mail from new person Hi Neha, I see you every night sitting in the office till very late. Dont you have friends? Dont you feel like talking to your roommate? You should not sit very late in the offi...
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10 of 101 ways to cope with stress
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± Get up 15 minutes earlier. ± Prepare 4 the morning the night b4. ± Avoid tight fitting clothes. ± Avoid relying on chemical aids. ± Set appointments ahead. ± Don't rely on ur memory.. write it down. ± Practice preventive maintenance. ± Make duplicate keys. ± Say no more often. ± Set priorities in ur lif...
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Nursing home
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While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly residents in nursing homes I used to take my 4-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds. She was unfailingly intrigued by the various appliances of old age, particularly the canes, walkers and wheelchairs. One day I found her star...
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Farmers son
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Last night I was talking to a young ,good looking woman. She asked me if I liked breast or legs. I told her what I really liked was a shaved snatch. Apparently I'm not welcome at KFC anymore?
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Knowing the job and talking to nuts!
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After 40 years of marriage, the bloke decides to hire a hitman to finish his wife off.......the hitman says easy job...a single shot below the left tit !.....bloke says I want her killing not Firkin kneecapping
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Tech Support
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Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend to Husband and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend. In addition, Husband uninstalled many other valuable programme...
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Advantages & Disadvantages of Night Courses
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Ah Beng went to take night courses with the reasoning in future can get promotion or better job. During work, Ah Beng likes to show off to Ah Seng about his knowledge. Ah Beng: Ah Seng ah... I've been taking night courses for 3 months already, next week is the exam. Ah Seng: Oh... Good luck ah. Then Ah Beng s...
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yas library
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italiano in US
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A bus stop and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated Conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following: Emma come First. Den I come. Den two Asses come together. I come once-a-more! Two a...
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yas library
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Marriage (Knowing is better)
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When I got home that night as my wife served dinner, I held her hand and said, I've got something to tell you. She sat down and ate quietly. Again I observed the hurt in her eyes. Suddenly I didn't know how to open my mouth. But I had to let her know what I was thinking. I want a divorce. I raised the topic calmly...
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Motivation, its lovely..trust me!
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17 most important things to remember in our life 1. Never give up on anybody;miracles happen everyday. 2.Be brave even if your not, pretend to be. No one can tell the difference. 3. Think big thoughts, relish small pleasures. 4. Learn to listen. Oppurtunity sometimes knocks very softly. 5...
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Who's Dumb
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Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A woman walked by and asked what they were doing. "We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but we don't have a ladder." The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and la...
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Dont follow
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On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a coffee where upon the parrot squawks "And get me a whisky you cow!" The stewardess, flustered, brings back a whisky for the parrot and forgets the coffee. When this omission is po...
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Total Grief
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A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die? The first man ap...
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When Japanese Speak English With Obama.. HAHAHAHAAA!!!!
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This is a true story from the Japanese Embassy in US!!! A few days ago, Prime Minister Mori was given some Basic English conversation training before he visits Washington and meets president Barack Obama... The instructor told Mori Prime Minister, when you shake hand with President Obama, ple...
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~Eleven Hints For Life~
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"Eleven Hints for Life" 1. It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return. But what is more painful is to love someone and never find the courage to let that person know how you feel. 2. A sad thing in life is when you meet someone who means a lot to you, only to find out in the end that it was neve...
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Some bikes I own now (more soon)
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MK4S
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Petronas Towers
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Hello all Retro Riders, Can you tell me the easy way to get the free tickets to go up the Petronas Towers? I am in KL in February and My wife would like to visit. Thank you
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MK4S
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Tenjewberrymuds
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TENJEWBERRYMUDS To get the full effect, this should beread aloud. You will understand what 'tenjewberrymuds' means by the end of the conversation. This has been nominated for the best email of 2007. The following is atelephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel in Asia , w...
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perlukan prtlgan
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sesiapa yg boleh menceritakan ttg aktiviti rmr,kenapa ditubuhkan,aktiviti sihat dan lain2 dlm bahasa inggeris...saya nk introduce di kolej untuk presentation... dlm secepat mgkin
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Orgasm.....
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David's wife goes to the doctors complaining that after 10 years of marriage she has never had an orgasm.
The doctor advised her to relax and use a fan during sex to keep her cool.
David was too tight to buy a fan so he asked his mate if he would mind waving a towel while they made love, but still she did no...
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all about Ah Beng
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Ah Beng - NEW STUFF ******************** Ah Beng bought a new mobile. He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said, "My MobileNo. Has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610" ==================================== Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in MedicalC...
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rdowners
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Old Lady in Court
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From my e-mail send by my friend.........lets read it...very funny..!! Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age? Old Lady: I am 94 years old. Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st? Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front p...
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FOR 18 SX ONLY - The Day the Penis asked for a Raise
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The Day the Penis asked for a Raise I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off.. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that h...
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Don't dare to say my English is bad!
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Its always Ah Beng (Abang) and Ah Lek (Adik) that can do this! Ha........... Ha.......Ha.......... You might like it. This is hilarious... ..even an Englishman could not construct sentences using numeric, which is exclusive only to Malaysians and Singaporeans. Ah Lek was asked to make a sentenc...
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I'm Fine
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A farmer named Clyde had a car accident. In court, the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning Clyde . "Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine,'?" asked the lawyer. Clyde responded, "Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite mule, Bess...
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Surgeon
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Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered". The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everythin...
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ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
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Smart man+ smart woman = romance Smart man+dumb woman = affair Dumb man+smart woman = marriage Dumb man+ dumb woman = pregnancy OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss+ smart employee = profit Smart boss+dumb employee = production Dumb boss+smart employee = promotion Dumb boss+dumb employee = overtime SHO...
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DARLING...
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A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady forty miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks cross at her and speaks in a clear voice. 'Darling,' he says. 'I know we've been married for twenty years,but I want a divorce.' The wife says nothing, keeps lookin...
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Lawyer And Blonde
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A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY.The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the...
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